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Dean is a classy lady. If you want any more than that you’ve gotta buy him dinner.
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hispanic parents only have two emotions and those are love and extreme hate
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CHILL OUT, ALAN.
No! What the hell happened to the garage? A fire? Was there a fire in the garage?
ALAN, YOU’RE NOT BEING VERY CHILL RIGHT NOW.
What was on fire? Where is my car?
I GET THAT YOU’RE A LITTLE FLUSTERED, BUT I CAN’T EVEN TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU’RE LIKE THIS. THERE’S NO NEED TO HARSH EVERYONE’S MELLOWS. SERIOUSLY, JUST BE CHILL. LOOK AT ME. I’M ABOUT TO FLATLINE I’M SO TERMINALLY CHILL RIGHT NOW.
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Samuel L. Jackson “singing” We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift on Capital FM.
(Actually the best thing I’ve ever heard on radio. Or ever.)
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